| 1. Please Pass The Schnapps | 12. No, I Don't Wanna Do Dat |
| 2. Sandpiper Polka | 13. We Can Get Drunker Den Youse |
| 3. Bears Still Suck Polka | 14. Oh Pretty Beer |
| 4. Puppets, Clowns And Mimes | 15. Pussywhipped |
| 5. Dis Ain't My Toilet | 16. I Saw Elvis |
| 6. Pull My Finger | 17. Com'ere Once |
| 7. Boys And Girls Polka | 18. Who Da Hell Is Johnny |
| 8. Beer And A Bump | 19. Who Stole The Keeshka |
| 9. We're On A Beer Run | 20. Shut Up And Drink |
| 10. Yodel For A Beer | 21. C Is For Cowboys |
| 11. La Grange | 22. Star Spangled Banner |
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Lyrics are property of The Happy Schnapps Combo
and are not to be used without permission
