ROXZOFF BEER NOW AVAILABLE!

Sgt. Roxzoff began brewing his own beer in October of 2008. This small, home-brewing enterprise has blossomed into a full-fledged micro brewery. ROXZOFF is now available at finer establishments throughout the Fox 
Valley region. Buy some today!

Cool ROXZOFF slogans:

Everyone wants to get their ROXZOFF!

Real men make their woman get their ROXZOFF!

If you can't get your ROXZOFF, tough Schlitz!

Free beer is best, but you'r not a loser if you
have to pay to get your ROXZOFF!

You never forget who you were with the first time you got your ROXZOFF!

Beers may come, and beers may go, but the pleasure of getting your ROXZOFF lasts forever! 
Steve Carter
Henderson, TN

Da only ting better than bulldozing soldier field is getting your Roxzoff! 
Nick Carpenter


Email Stosh with your own slogan ideas. If da Sgt. uses it, he'll make sure you get your ROXZOFF!

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"Boys to the East and"
"Boys to the West"
"But the Boys in the Choir"
"Get My Roxzoff Best!"

Hey Stosh, ya here dis one?
 
A young drunk and an old drunk go to a drinkin' party.  When dey get dere, dey see a big old trough just as full as can be with ice and ROXZOFF.
Well the young drunk gets all excited and sez "Hey! We should run over dere an' get our ROXZOFF in a hurry, enso?
 
The old drunk just shakes his head "No no no...... Let's walk over dere an' get our ROXZOFF all night long hey.
 
Scott