Each week we will feature a new Schnapper caught doing something worthy of induction.
We were surprised to hear about Rep. Jeff Wood's 5th OWI arrest. Booze, drugs, cough syrup, Wenzel wonders, "How come we don't have cool legislators like dis in Manitowoc?”
Rep. Wood, like da Combo, celebrates Wisconsin's drinking culture, rather than cultures that believe in Voodoo, killing infidels or murdering daughters who disgrace the family name.
Jeff is back in da news. Seems his fellow Democrat legislators sprung him from jail to try to ram through some 11th hour State employee contracts. Dey call it work release privileges I guess. Your tax dollars hard at work.
Wisconsin's Drinking Band with a Polka Problem!
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